Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Men are from Earph, women are from Venus

Okay, okay. I'm not gonna act like being a man keeps me immune to the mind-boggling "Whys" that women convey to me. I understand that being a man, we are constant ridiculed and rhetorically questioned on many accounts. So now it's time for the tables to turn. It probably won't last, but we'll try anyway huh? Good. Just a few different scenario; they all pretty much carry the same message.....why.


un--

Why don't women understand the phenom of reneging; not with spades. Why is it that a woman's true intentions (making a cat wife her up--i.e.) are completely contrary to the agreed and understood foundation of the relationship that was gradually built?


deux--

Why is it that so many women finally get attention from a new guy, and in turn they don't know how to handle it? From that point on you can't get her to shutup about ole dude. Put his sack down! Also, what's up with jumping the gun, heading to the downtown courthouse and getting married?


trois--

Why can a women be a part of a multi-year relationship, and so "in love". The relationship fails, and before you know it (give a year), ole girl is engaged/married to some other cat?


These are not necessarily the top three most important. They are the three scenarios men most frequently run into. Sad, weird, and funny all at the same time. How many women should we let intrigue us with this questions before proceeding with an interrogative outburst? Ten? Nah, one more; eleven. Man law?........"MAN LAW! (in unison)"

1 comment:

DSTNCTION said...

Re: Question # 3...this happens to males as well as females. Simply put after being in a long term relationship the individual may either be ready for marriage or very close to making that sort of commitment. For whatever reason(s) the previous relationship failed, it still doesn't change the fact that the individual's mindset towards what type of relationship they want is geared towards marriage. So when the right individual comes along and "sweeps them off their feet" so to speak...

Just my take on it :)